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Fish Story 

A story told in order to cast the teller in a favourable light. Exaggeration is a key part of this.
Tom, "I caught this fish on Saturday, must have been like 40 pounds"

Jason, "that sounds like such a fish story dude, it was totally a minot"

Jason "I was with these 5 hot chicks and they were totally into me...bla bla bla"

Tommy, "fish story dude, u were totally pissed and swore at 3 fat girls, and then you got thrown out of the club".
Fish Story by Tommy10 February 20, 2009

osama fish story 

When somebody brags about catching a huge record breaking trophy fish, and then throwing it back into the sea. You just have to believe them. From the Obama Administration's claim that they got Osama, and then they buried him at sea so he will never be seen again. You just have to believe them.
John bragged that he caught a record breaking marlin that was so huge that it HAD to have been a record breaker, however, he released it back into the sea. You just had to have been there. WHAT AN OSAMA FISH STORY!!!!
osama fish story by pmetrus May 29, 2011

fish store 

A brothel, namely because the whores' vaginas smell like fish. See also fishmonger
"I hit up the fish store last night"
"perv"
fish store by lee harvey oswald March 10, 2008

Fishtory 

When someone has a reputation for being with girls that have a fishy smelling "taco"
I was going to go out with him but then I found out that he has a lot of fishtory and I couldn't do it.
Fishtory by I am Multiplied December 19, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026