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belt dick 

A belt dick is the part of the belt that sticks out after it is fastened around ones waist. It is often because the belt is too short to reach the beltloop, therefore, you end up with a belt dick hard on.
omg she must have gained ten pounds over the weekend. her belt is too short and now she has a belt dick hard on. usually accompanied by slight to severe muffin top
belt dick by sweetontweety January 22, 2009
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belt dick 

A sexual prosthesis used by men or women usually homo couples.
Go get my belt dick so I can get in that ass
belt dick by Doll@ March 11, 2007
Belt that has a dildo as the belt buckle. (Homemade Strap-On or Pivot man in a box)
Carl: Matt I like your dick belt, whose shape is it?

Matt: It's my best friend Kyle.

black belt in sucking dick 

A black choker necklace identifies individuals who love to suck dicks and are probably professionals at it. Therefore they have a black belt (around the neck) in sucking dick
Dang she looks like she sucks a lot of dick. Look at that choker, it's like she has a black belt in sucking dick.

black belt in sucking dick 

Girl that wears a choker.
*sees a girl wearing a choker*

"She has a black belt in sucking dick"

Dick on a belt 

Like the more notable, strap on, the dick on a belt allows a person without a penis to engage in pleasuring their partner(s) with a large, hard, cylindrical object.

The dick on a belt can refer to a homemade strap on as well, which is constructed of your everyday dildo/vibrator, a belt & perhaps some duct tape.
Jenny came over last night and fucked me with her dick on a belt.
Dick on a belt by Garrand57 May 10, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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