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Dashound 

The somewhat phonetic spelling of some Americans' attempts to properly pronounce the name of the breed of dog dachshund meaning "badger dog" in German. One pronounces dashound like so: DASH-HOUND. In fact the proper German pronunciation of the dog breed is DOX-HOOND, and the preferred American pronunciation is DOX-UND. Of course, this pronunciation argument is in actuality relatively insignificant as in Germany these dogs are most often referred to as teckels and dackels anyway. One finds that the terminology wiener dog or doxie is more easily understood than dashound to the typical American you meet on the street. That is unless you prefer to use the true name of this dog's breed as listed above: dachshund.
Oh my! What an adorable dashound!
Dashound by doxiehart October 18, 2008
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Dashound Hot Shot 

Noun.

A process used by the very frugal as a way to bypass the liver and inject achohol as directly as possible into the blood stream.

The subject lays on their back and proceeds to roll on to the back of their neck so that their asshole is pointing directly in the air. The asshole is then gaped and alchohol is poured directly into the anus. The alchohol is then absorded through the rectal wall, directly into the blood stream.
Friend: "Wow you guys are so hammered! how much did you drink???"
Group: "Oh about 1 shot each... We dashound hot shotted them."
Friend: "You guys are fucked!"
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Dashouniqic

A girl who is lit ass a bitch cool asf she is a big freak in the dark she always got a smile on her face she can fight she got a good vibe keeps her circle small and a FOREVER BAD BITCH!!
You: Hey dashouniqic
Girl: Heey
Boy: Yoo shorty
Dashouniqic by Cyberchase101 August 21, 2019

Dashunda 

Usually a beautiful girl with a huge heart. A goofy personality and one of the best friends you could have. Very quite which you should watch out for because it's a sign of her craziness.
Boy: You seen the new girl Dashunda

Other : Yes bro she is beautiful
Dashunda by ThaRealPseudonym June 18, 2018
A long sausage dog who loves licks
Did yo hear about the dachound? He was riding on a skateboard
Dachound by Comet&Daisy November 3, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026