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Couchdog 

A creature of the Canis lupus familiaris variety, the Couchdog spends her time either walking around the dwelling where it resides or sitting on the couch watching her owner, Chris, play Mario and Zelda marathons. She is adored by the many Ustream viewers who tune in to watch the Mario Marathon team raise money for Child's Play.
IT'S COUCHDOG! -Various Ustream viewers
Couchdog by Jack Daniels 222 September 28, 2008
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couchlogged

When a drug's effects confine someone to a couch (or other furniture) while still conscious. Normally preoccupied with music/movie/board game.
Ed was couchlogged while watching that whole movie after drinking those two forties!

After that bowl, Brett was so couchlogged he couldn't get up to piss.
couchlogged by Eeagle October 30, 2010

Couchtogether 

When you and a few friends "get together" and generally reside on the couch the whole time. watching tv, eating delicious yet sinful snacks, bs-ing, and cuddling are a few of the activities that take place at a couchtogether
Dick: so whats goin on tonight?

Jane: im thinkin about hittin up a few ppl and havin a couchtogether, wanna come?

Dick: yeah sounds like a plan, i feel like just chillin anyway
Couchtogether by Foster grunt January 2, 2011

Friends Couchdominium 

The classy form of couch surfing, go from homeless to rich ass in seconds just by adding -dominium, like a barndominium sounds classy (but that shit is still a barn)
I’m not broke, I’m staying at my friends couchdominium
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026