qwared
pronounced KWARD, meaning sexual intercourse with an Apple Ipod resulting in the ipod being 'lodged' in the hole.
qwared by Jackin Thebox June 30, 2008
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Qwaedyne
Hot ass bitch who likes cats and kpop and is the best stayorbit in the world is also the number 1 hwang hyunjin stan
Qwaedyne by qwaedyne <3 November 24, 2021
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qwaerdtyguijoplzxscvfbnhmk
qwaerdtyguijoplzxscvfbnhmk is an extremely high level of boredom. When someone tries typing various patterns on a standard QWERTY keyboard into their prefered online search engine. Eventually this results in a game where they try to find a pattern that has not been thought of before so they can add it to Urban Dictionary's grand hall of keyboard combinations that result in boredom.
You have tried typing in all the letters row by row, as in qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm. This is the lowest level.
Then maybe you tried to be more clever and type them in one row at a time, as in qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp.
Perhaps you even tried typing them in 2 at a time, then 3, then 4, all the way up to 9 letters, as in the word qwertyuioasdfghjklzxcvbnmp, yet even there you found a definition.
Eventually you started in on less linear patterns. You may have tried the spiral, qazxcvbnmlpoiuytrewsdfghjk.
Then you may have tried a zig-zag, with qazsedcftgbhujmkol.
Eventually, you may have even made an excel spreadsheet and made a keyboard on it, then you colored all of the keys to make triangles, so you typed in the triangles starting from the letters qwa, and moving from left to right. Then you repeated the pattern on the bottom of the keyboard with zxs. Perhaps you even felt sad that there is not a 27th letter of the alphabet that goes next to the m so you could complete the final triangle.
Those that reach this level of boredom will soon add a keyboard definition to Urban Dictionary.
You have tried typing in all the letters row by row, as in qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm. This is the lowest level.
Then maybe you tried to be more clever and type them in one row at a time, as in qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp.
Perhaps you even tried typing them in 2 at a time, then 3, then 4, all the way up to 9 letters, as in the word qwertyuioasdfghjklzxcvbnmp, yet even there you found a definition.
Eventually you started in on less linear patterns. You may have tried the spiral, qazxcvbnmlpoiuytrewsdfghjk.
Then you may have tried a zig-zag, with qazsedcftgbhujmkol.
Eventually, you may have even made an excel spreadsheet and made a keyboard on it, then you colored all of the keys to make triangles, so you typed in the triangles starting from the letters qwa, and moving from left to right. Then you repeated the pattern on the bottom of the keyboard with zxs. Perhaps you even felt sad that there is not a 27th letter of the alphabet that goes next to the m so you could complete the final triangle.
Those that reach this level of boredom will soon add a keyboard definition to Urban Dictionary.
John ignored the paperwork piling up on his desk as he typed various keyboard patterns into Bing, his favorite search engine. Eventually he typed qwaerdtyguijoplzxscvfbnhmk, because he wanted to add a definition to Urban Dictionary. John was sad when he found the definition. John has no friends. John's lack of friends are probably because he uses Bing to search for keyboard combinations qwaerdtyguijoplzxscvfbnhmk.
qwaerdtyguijoplzxscvfbnhmk by TheKeybored October 6, 2022
qwasedxzrfctgvyuioplkjhbnm1234567890-=[]\/.,;'
(bob) qwasedxzrfctgvyuioplkjhbnm1234567890-=\/.,;'
(dod) what, can you stop
(bob) qwasedxzrfctgvyuioplkjhbnm1234567890-=\/.,;'qwasedxzrfctgvyuioplkjhbnm1234567890-=\/.,;'qwasedxzrfctgvyuioplkjhbnm1234567890-=\/.,;'qwasedxzrfctgvyuioplkjhbnm1234567890-=\
(dod) AHHHHHHHHH *explodes*
(dod) what, can you stop
(bob) qwasedxzrfctgvyuioplkjhbnm1234567890-=\/.,;'qwasedxzrfctgvyuioplkjhbnm1234567890-=\/.,;'qwasedxzrfctgvyuioplkjhbnm1234567890-=\/.,;'qwasedxzrfctgvyuioplkjhbnm1234567890-=\
(dod) AHHHHHHHHH *explodes*
qwasedxzrfctgvyuioplkjhbnm1234567890-=[]\/.,;' by GO EAT YOUR CHEESE CAKE January 9, 2025
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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