To be the coolest and sweetest person ever. To be extremely funny, except when you're not, but it's always endearing nonetheless. However being karatastic gives you the compulsion to spend a lot of time in Starbucks; but its all worth it once the barista remembers your name and puts a smiley on your cup. Being karatastic also comes with the benefit of being an absolute grinder, meaning you can rack up those 7s in your back pocket. Overall if a karatastic person was on IMDB (for whatever reason) they would get an 11/10 (9.9/10 if we're being humble).
A legendary mythical being with long flowing curly locks, from whence came his strength, vigour, and immortality. The mighty beast would often roam the earth barefoot, and could be spotted playing a glorious tune of triumph on his harmonica. Once his sacred and luscious hair was cut, the essence of Kabeasta was no more.