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Chip 'n Dip 

A chip 'n dip is when you masturbate like the lonely-ass you are, you cum, and then your penis then slowly dips into the cum (like a chip going into the dip)
Jim: What were you doing last night Bill?
Bill: Man, I was just having a good time, y'know jerking off and shit, then I took a chip 'n dip and my whole night was

ruined. I came to find out that my wife doesn't love me, and my children are gay. My life is going downhill dude....
Jim: What? Oh sorry, i was playing Clash Royale.
Bill: Fuck you dude....
Chip 'n Dip by AnonymousDouchebag December 16, 2017

Chip'n'Dip 

1. The act of ordering an appetizer then leaving with out paying for it.

2. Similar to a dine'n'dash, except only run after you eat your appetizer
"So we totally ordered wonton tacos from Applebees and chip'n'dipped before the waiter came back with our dinner!"
Chip'n'Dip by Laffinty September 3, 2017

Fish n Chip Dirty Dip 

A hole cut in the bottom of the fish n chip bag in which the penis is inserted. The fish n chips is shared with the person or persons who will reach in and unwittingly grab the throbbing, greasy member.

When you just know that ain't a Chiko Roll or Dim Sim in the fish n chips bag!!!
"Hayden gave Karli the Fish n Chip Dirty Dip!" "After finding Hayden's semi-soft cock in the bag Karli chucked her guts up as Hayden told her that it wasn't just vinegar on the chips, it was his cum!"

"Oh man that's so dirty I need to go rinse my mouth out with battery acid!"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026