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flower dick by Nay_bAbii February 28, 2008
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Dick Flower
It is where you get a giant kidney stone and you piss it out of your urethra. Causing the end of your penis to pop like a zit and explode, looking like a flower.
Dick Flower by Dick Flower July 19, 2011
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Dick Flower
Where you get a giant kidney stone and you piss it out of your urethra. Causing the end of your -blam!- to pop like a zit and explode, looking like a flower.
Joe: Shit man I got a huge kidney stone
Pickle McFace: Don't piss that shit out man you'll get a Dick Flower
Pickle McFace: Don't piss that shit out man you'll get a Dick Flower
Dick Flower by PICKLES MC JACK FACE MOO July 19, 2011
flower-dicked
Someone who asks permission to write on your skin, promises its a flower, then turns out to be a dick.
flower-dicked by EmilySunset February 27, 2015
Floberdick
A flimsy drunk man who finds himself in a pompous state, while making derogatory statements toward women yet remaining un-intimidating.
The tapstress placed the out of control floberdick into submission by the constraints of his neck tie.
Floberdick by The Drunken Panda December 16, 2013
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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