1) The football team is
ass.
2) The marching band used to be good but is now
ass as well.
3) Cheerleaders are irrelevant.
4) Almost everyone is white.
5) No one knows how to wear their mask properly.
6) The asians are either bullied or white washed.
7) Mr. Kelly is my 13th reason.
8) Learn
math on ur own if u don't wanna
fail cuz math teachers don't do shit.
9) the café fries are BUSSIN.
10) no one actually knows how politics actually work, they get all their info from
tiktok.
11) House on Mango street is cancer
12) Honors Englsih is a joke
13) Profe Beyer and Curly Cal are the only ones that care about your mental health
14) AACC is probably the worst club at this point
15) Ms. Vitale flirts with all the
popular guys it's sus
16) Our only flex is being better than Hanover Park (sister school)
Bob: Oh u go to whippany park highschool?!
Jennie:
Yea it's awful here
Bob: Transfer to Hanover Park
Jennie: Oh hell nawh that's a different type of awful