a.h.o.y. Share definition Flag Asshole Of The Year - A term for describing an asshole's asshole. See also "asswhole." You win the A.H.O.Y. award! Congratulations, you're a total asshole. a.h.o.y. by Eunuch January 14, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the a.h.o.y. mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch