I came back and put on my headset and was greeted with vigorous sexual noises coming from a member (Kellah) in the party. Kellah is a blooming party wanker!

party wanker by brendanmeagher April 20, 2020

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potty-wanker

When a person masterbates sitting on the toilet.

Forget about him, he is a potty-wanker!

potty-wanker by Psychic Party November 28, 2023

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Pattywacker

A kitchen tool used for splitting frozen burgers and other frozen foods.

Jim used the pattywacker to split apart the burgers instead of a knife.

Pattywacker by pattywacker May 14, 2012

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

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