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cumsniffer 

A person who enjoys, and takes the pride and joy in making a man or transvestite ejaculate, and proceeds to smell the produced semen, or going as far as inserting the semen into the nostrils.
Sunny broke into my house last night and cumsniffed the dried semen residue on my used condoms in the trash.

This guy is a fucking cumsniffer, don't trust him in your house...he'll sniff all your cum up.
cumsniffer by Ass-Sardine January 4, 2008
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cumsniffer 

Hanna: Did you hear about the contest Kevie won?
Brian: No, he hasn't started flexing it everywhere yet.
Hanna: He won the National Cum Sniffing Olympiad and outsniffed everyone else. That's my cumsniffer Kevie uwu owo
cumsniffer by UnguessablePass February 19, 2021
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Chubsnifferus 

A semiwood wanting to sniff a vagina.
Seeing Sally bent over gave me a chubsnifferus!
Chubsnifferus by Jmoe102 November 1, 2022

cuntsniffer 

Cunt Sniffer, to smell that of the hairy cup. Often a suplimentary, or a replacement for raw fish. Cuntsniffers generally fail at life.
Mum, stop being a cuntsniffer. I do love cuntsniffing in the evening
cuntsniffer by CallYum March 15, 2008

Bumsniffer

If you are really promising yourself not to swear/curse; the word Bumsniffer comes out of your mouth.

Also, if you have noticed sniffing bums really isn't pleasent. So People will also take it in as a hurtful response. Just like fuckyou, or bitchplease. IT's all the same. Bumsniffe is just the nicest form to put it in :)

You can also say it randomly. Try it, It's fun.
"YOU FU..BUMSNIFFER!"

Person 1 : "Hey ______, you look like a douche today"
Person 2 : "Shut up Bumsniffer"

Random Person 1 : "....Bumsniffer"
Bumsniffer by Tamer Tman Mistro December 10, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026