SirLance 

One who is living on Canada disability and takes irc a little too seriously. Spews the same anti-iraq war comments every day but over all is a nice guy.

1. SirLance is going to watch a movie and take a nap.
2. SirLances' asshole hurts.

SirLance by Emmanuel Goldstein September 23, 2003

Sirlance 

Legend is gamejolt

Sirlance

Sirlance by Skull ARC Commander Sirlance October 13, 2024

Shirlance 

She is a loyal,crazy, sexy,dangerous,party animal,hot asf type of friend,she won't like you if u a pretender,she stays loyal to her friends but can't keep a secret,short tempered,a fighter and dgaf about people that gossip about her and likes to defend herself and her best friend 🥰

Wow where is Shirlance this party isn't the same without her
Shirlance is a fighter don't mess with her

Shirlance by Emily Jacobs December 6, 2021

A Sir Lance A Lot (Señor Lancastor to become Sir Lanks)... 

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Sir Lance A Lot (Señor Lancastor to become Sir Lanks)...

A Sir Lance A Lot (Señor Lancastor to become Sir Lanks)... by Abreathofaversaillian January 24, 2025