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Dildosaurus 

A giant douche bag, and or dildo. Someone who gets on other peoples nerves.
Jeez, why is Joe such a dildosaurus?
Dildosaurus by TK9X3 July 8, 2010

Dildasaurus 

An old aggressive Dinosaur that feeds on Dildos, or anything that appears phallic in nature.
1. Yesterday I walked into my moms room only to find her fighting a Dildasaurus.
2. Your getting another one?! What are you a Dildasaurus?
Dildasaurus by 9inchnips September 29, 2012

dildosaurus 

a dildosaurus is a dinosaur that lives in the Amazon rainforest and feeds of human female hikers. it has a body of a t- rex and a dildo head. it makes noises like blublululu
I saw a wild dildosaurus while on my adventure through the Amazon rainforest.

Dildoasaurus 

A friend who acts like a giant dildo.
Last night was great eh, except for that irish kid Brendan being an effin dildoasaurus!!
Dildoasaurus by Juicyj1986 February 22, 2009

dildofisaurus

person 1: what’s a dildofisaurus
person 2: ah mate d’you mean lana?
dildofisaurus by MkayWhatNow? November 23, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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