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All Time Low Boardie.

ATLB- we ARE the hardcore fans. we are the kids that love all time low so much that it hurts. we are the kids that spend our time watching youtube videos and promoting a lot. we are the kids that save up for months for merch and wear Glamour Kills. we are the kids that are die-hard fans. we are the kids that stick together. we are the kids that actually know that Alex is now afraid of milanos and we would probably die without vitamin water. we are the kids that have way too many inside jokes to count. we are the kids that spend our time dancing around in the rain, in our room, at the store, anywhere, singing along to the lyrics with All Time Low on repeat. we are the kids that start singing Dear Maria Count Me In when somebody coughs. we are the kids whose conversations are about all time low 3/4 of the time. we are the kids that know all the tour videos like a bible. We are the kids that know if you play papa roach at soundcheck you might just be in All Time Low. We are the kids that play "wouldn't it suck if..." in our spare time. we are the kids that have the ability to love everything about a band and everything that comes with it so much that it hurts. we are the kids that are so emotionally attached to all time low that we can be listening to remembering sunday and just start bawl. we are the kids that know its not funny when that happens because its happened to all of us atleast a billion times. we're the kids that can be absolutely miserable one moment but be perfectly happy the next at the bells of Holly (Would you turn me on?). we are the kids that modify running from lions every time we listen to it with "its just too bootylicious for ya girl". we are the kids that you wouldn't want to eat your sandwich around. we're the kids that know exactly what you mean. we're the kids that start laughing until we cry when we hear the song "theres no water so no flushing the toilet so get off of the bus and go use the port-0-poddy" and not think whoever singing it is weird. we are the kids that know how it feels. we are the kids that love.

atlb always promote atl.
atlb knows everything about Alex Gaskarth, Jack Barakat, Zack Merrick, Rian Dawson, Flyzik, and Nano.
If you don't, your obviously not an atlb :]
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An ATLB is an All Time Low Boardie. We're not just a group of kids who lust after a band, we are a family. Another form of ATLB is an ATLV, who is a vet, and who you can go to for serious questions concerning the band or aproval for threads.
"Dude, let's have an ATLB rendevous!"
atlb by amanda [atlb!] October 5, 2007
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All Time Low Boardie.
They are the fans who know more about All Time Low then any mediocre teenie.
They'll defend ATL until the end.
Some of them travel thousands of miles just to see All Time Low.
Truly a family; you mess with one, you mess with them all.
"Have you joined the All Time Low Boards yet?"
"Yeah, I'm officially an ATLB!"
ATLB by Dear Krysta October 8, 2007
a "family" of little faggot kids who need to stop trying to be cool and get some lives.
Kelsey: Hey sam wanna come to an atlb meeting with me.
Sam: Fuck no stupid fatass get a life and stop caring about a band. None of them even know your name.
atlb by johnnybobonnie May 26, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026