Tetumptuous

Adjective
1. Something that is so delicious it resembles an orgasm in the mouth.

2. Qualifies for physical characteristics that are quote 'Orgasmic'

Jared: That Subway six inch sub is so amazingzing!
Customer: No...thats wrong...it's hands down Tetumptuous!
Jared: ooooooooooooohyeah.

Chick: So...did ya see that music video where Gerard Way was all...grabbing his jewels?
Otha Chick: You know it! It was so tetumptuous!
Chick: Ooooohyeaaah it was!

Tetumptuous by Queen of the Scene July 28, 2007

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Tulumptuous

The adjective given to a group of three friendly individuals in a non-academic high school class. The tulumptuous trio features two good friends and a third "casual" friend who is rarely associated with outside of the classroom.
The trio is ideal for laughing at the pointlessness of the class. There is also the little known "fourth man" who sits slightly in front of the tulumptuous trio and adds occasional funny comments at the discretion of the tulumptuous trio.

Good Friend #1: Yo man, this health class sucks. No one even uses female condoms.

Good Friend #2: Yeah. Glad we have a tulumptuous trio going on. Yo, would you bang the teacher?

"Friend" #3: Dude, I would not.

Fourth Man: (smiles)

Tulumptuous by ralphnaderforthewin1996 June 25, 2012

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Tetumptuous • Temptuous • ternumptuous • trumptuous • Tulumptuous

Temptuous

1. To be tempting toward another.

2. An adjective used to charm a baby with back.

NanaAdjoa, you diva, you are the most temptuous, scrumptious little lady I have ever seen through my giant plastic glasses.
You are so fine.

Temptuous by K. Lorraine Jiantglutes June 23, 2008

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ternumptuous

A person who is overly fond of being a jerk or extremely sarcastic in any way that brings them joy

"Elliot thinks he is funny at times but he is just a ternumptuous bully who picks on people"

ternumptuous by TheRanger96 October 6, 2019

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trumptuous

adjective - hyperbolically expensive, rich, luxurious, or maga-nificent

Instead of repeating the word 'great' all the time, why don't you just say it's all about being trumptuous?

trumptuous by Cogaineum June 28, 2025

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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