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Star Crunch 

Bottom tier snack cake. Most commonly consumed by roller operators and other homosexuals. In all areas of the world known as inferior in comparison to Zebra Cakes.
“Hey, did you see that fag eating a Star Crunch?”
Well not everyone is bad ass enough to eat Zebra Cakes, and besides he clearly runs a roller
Star Crunch by JusMe12345 September 10, 2022

star crunching 

It's when you are having sex with a girl, you pull it out, and you punch her in the asshole afterwards. This works for men AND women, it is not specified on a specific sex.
Same as the definition of star crunching.
star crunching by Boningmonkey August 21, 2011

star-crunchy nigger 

(n) An African American fellow with shave bumps.
"Yousa star-crunchy nigger ain't you?"

"Yo, tell Little Debbie that star-crunchy nigger is here."
star-crunchy nigger by Bustya Lipbitch September 25, 2007

Starcrunch 

The act of biting the anus of another; intimate partner or otherwise
"She was licking my gooch which was cool but then she gave me a starcrunch! That shit hurt yo."
Starcrunch by Malavio June 7, 2018

Starcrunch 

The act of biting another's anus; Intimate partner or otherwise.
"She was licking my gooch which was awesome!But then she gave me a starcrunch. That shit hurt yo."
Starcrunch by Malavio June 7, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026