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bruncledad 

I have seen many explanations of this, but here I will explain how it works:
A chav girl has sex with her chav brother, who is also her father which is not uncommon. They produce a chav child, which will biologically be both her brother and her son. At the age of about 8, the chav child will have sex with it's chav mother afore mentioned 'chav girl', producing another child to which the previous chav child will be brother, uncle, and [dad.
chav: im gona see ma da tonight.
chav#: e's ur uncle too rite?
chav: yeah an my bro. e's my bruncledad.
bruncledad by cait h July 22, 2007

bruncledad 

Originated on a certain anti-chav site, used to describe the odd relationship apparently inbred chavs have with other (male) members of their family. (SEE Jug Ears. ALL chavs have jug-ears.)

Probably obviously, it derives from brother, uncle, and dad, and it has been quoted as "merely being uncle dad with 2 extra letters".

No-one, as of yet, has managed to figure out how a person might become brother, uncle, and father all to the same person.

A suitably humourous female counterpart has yet to be coined.
That chavette only has a dummy in her mouth to keep in all the spooge she drained from her bruncledad's nutsack.
bruncledad by TheACM September 20, 2008
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bruncledad 

Derogatory term used in reference to inbred families or communities, usually chav related.

To actually be a Bruncledad you would have to have been born from a woman who had slept with her dad. You would then be her brother and her son. Then you would have to sleep with her and you'd be a bruncledad to the kid from that. Youd be the kids brother because his mother gave birth to you. Youd be his uncle because her dad is your father, and so youre her brother. And you'd be the kids dad.

bruncledad 

Originated on the site ChavScum.co.uk, used to describe the odd relationship allegedly inbred chavs have with other (male) members of their family.

Probably obviously, it derives from brother, uncle, and dad, and it has been quoted as "merely being uncle dad with 2 extra letters".

No-one, as of yet, has managed to figure out how a person might become brother, uncle, and father all to the same person.

A suitably humourous female counterpart has yet to be coined.
That chavette only has a dummy in her mouth to keep in all the spooge she drained from her bruncledad's nutsack.
bruncledad by TheACM September 18, 2008

Bruncle Dad 

A man who is your brother, uncle and your father. This is possible if your mother slams her own father, giving birth to what would normally be your Bruncle. If your Bruncle then gets six inches deep in your mom, the resulting abomination will be you, and he will be your Bruncle Dad.

Likewise, you are your Bruncle Dad's Brophew Son.
"Your bruncle dad is fucked; he has webbed toes and hasnever had a job."
"Fuck you, at least my bruncle dad is still alive you orphan bastard!"
Bruncle Dad by John Fun September 21, 2016
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026