JBAD

Abbreviated version of "Just Being A Dick"

1. Thomas stood Tariq up without calling him. He was JBAD.

2. Nakul ignores people when he can hear them talking to him. He's always in JBAD mode.

3. Apoorva emasculated Tariq again. Such a JBAD move.

JBAD by JBAD69 October 28, 2014

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Jbad

A slang way of intonating that an object or entity fails to perform it's inteded action or purpose in a satisfactory manner.

"I say sir, your prize racehorse seems to have done a Jbad and failed spectacularily, losing you your entire fortune in rubies!"
"I certainly have pulled a Jbad today Martin my good man! Now kiss me like you kiss your most expensive whore."

or

What a fucking Jbad, he died on the first goomba in mario 1.

Jbad by aaaanonymous July 9, 2007

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Jbad • jbad_2

jbad_2

Actual prostitute, donates 10% of earnings to twitch streamers as tax write off.

Jbad_2 is an sucks lots of dick

jbad_2 by andreja.3b October 6, 2019

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jbads

Jbads (pronounced jay-bads) or "just below average dick syndrome" is said when describing a mans penis that is just below the average erect length of 5.1 in. (12.9 cm)

Man 1: hey bro how's your day going?
Man 2: not too good. Just measured my penis and found out I have jbads.

jbads by Jjpepper14 July 7, 2018

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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