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Acronym; standing for; Cum on your face. Can be used also by replacing 'Y' for 'H', Cum on her face. To be used in public places where it may not be appropriate to say "cum on your face."
What I wouldn't give to coyf.

I was walking in the mall yesterday and I saw a girl. After approaching her I politely asked; "excuse me miss, would you mind if I coyf?" She, of course, obliged.
COYF by Mr. Gisriel December 16, 2008
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COYF is an acronym for Cock On Your Face.
Usually used to describe a homosexual person.
1. "Crossy you COYF, you had you cock on that lads face."
2. Crossy is a right COYF
3. "What's that COYF called again?
"You mean Crossy."
COYF by Nick Barker June 30, 2007
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COYF coyfh
When you are chatting with someone online, and they are being an asshole or really annoying you say coyfh, which means cut off your fucking hands.
Friend: OMG THE PS3 TROPHY'S ARE COMING OUT AND THEY ARE GOING TO BE SO BAD ASS

You: Dude, coyfh, you know its just a rip off of Xbox achievements.
A female who is very shy but flirty, who is also a very emotional person. She usually will shy away from you when you talk to her, just like a fish swims away when you get near it. But once she gets used to you, she will never leave your side.
She's really cute but she's such a coyfish.

I wanna talk to her but she acts like a coyfish.
Coyfish by Rosyquartz September 25, 2016
One who fronts a convincing image and specific charm in social media to procure sensitive information and media on their targets.
"I know barely anything about this person and they convinced me to share things I don't want anyone to know...Got coyfished and I hope nothing comes of it."
Coyfish by hellrazor_x September 25, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026