Quurple 

To gradually replace, sometimes in a mischevious way. Taken from a rock climbing term where fingers are individually swapped on a hold, now applies to stopping trucks pulling out to overtake by allowing the car behind to take your position holding it in. Also, used when places on the sofa are limited.
Incidentally, the only word to have two 'u's together, and only word to rhyme with 'purple'.

The only way to keep traffic flowing is if car drivers quurple them.
I managed to quurple my way onto the sofa, through the use of a phone call made from my mobile.
You need to quurple that hold then dyno for the top.

Quurple by Mo Overfield May 29, 2007

Qurple 

Noun. A person wearing an obviously fake mustache.

Also used for the sake of making the word "purple" a rhyming word.

"Look at that Qurple over there - that mustache is so fake."

Qurple by Kalothria December 11, 2007

quarplefag 

Someone who's just a massive fail.

OMG Conner2112 is such a quarplefag.

quarplefag by Shneb March 12, 2010

Quirple 

A quirple is a rude, insulting, and often rhetorical question meant to offend or embarrass someone.

When he asked me if I ever brush my teeth, I was so mad I almost murdered him with my carrot sticks.

Preach it, Lindsay! No one should get away with a rude quirple like that.

Quirple by Mr. Munchies Pickle Company November 29, 2011

Qurple 

When nobody gets the punchline.

Congratulations X, none of us gets the joke, that is a Qurple.

Qurple by Chad321 March 4, 2022