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get yo drink on, yo smoke on, and go home wit sumthin to poke on

Gettin drunk, high and then fuckin some bimbo.
I drank a bottle of Jack Daniels, smoked 3 bowls, and now I'm takin that dumb ass blonde home for a hot carl.

Get a drink of water 

Originating in Leflore County in Eastern Oklahoma. A phrase used to instruct someone that is just standing around watching "you" do work, or describing a useless person who watches while you work clearing knowing they should be helping.
Ty: Don't worry about rolling up these leads hand, just sit down and "get a drink of water".

Hey Ty, you need a help loading that pipe? Nah I got Hogan, just sit down and "get a drink of water"

Get My Drink On

Black slang for getting intoxicated.
Weezy: Hey Laquifa, whazzup ?
Laquifa: Ize justa waiting for Jamaal to step in. Soonze he get heah, Ize gonna fix him up a turkey pot pie !
Weezy: Youze got plans afta dat ?
Laquifa: Yeeah, Ize gonna head on up to Lamonts' crib. You wonna come?
Weezy: Whatyu gonna be doin' at Lamont's?
Laquifa: Ize gonna get my drink on ! Innerested ?
Weezy: I'll chek wit Rolando..mabbe he wanna come !
Laquifa: Vright !
Get My Drink On by Fav February 15, 2008

get my green drink on 

Similar to "getting my drink on," but instead of alcohol it's a "green drink"—like a superfood drink made with spirulina, kale, chlorella, or wheatgrass.
Friday night: get my drink on. Saturday morning: get my green drink on.

get paid, get laid, drink gatorade 

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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026