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Smack Eyes 

This is where a persons, eyes begin to spin around and look in different directions. This usually occours when the person is drunk and/or on pills/ drugs (hence the smack reference)

It then can be used as an effectionate nickname for the said person.

It is named after the legend that is "Smack Eyes, some claim that he was found and raised by a family of crack fiends others say he was born, when a rogue heroin dealers drug factory exploded and a monkey got effected by the fumes and raped a passing Nun. This man then walked the streets and terrorised people and did crazy things like kick dogs and pulled fire alarms.
Yo Bro, Liam is crazy bro, this one time he was on pills and he kicked a dog and pulled a fire alarm, he had proper Smack Eyes Bro

Hey! Smack Eyes, You Coming out tonight?
Smack Eyes by Buttons666 March 19, 2007
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smackeye 

A person who uses smack so much so that it shows in their eyes, symptoms include red (pink) eye, and a cheesy dick. Try as hard as they want, they will never be able to wash it.
I can smell cheese! Ross you smackeye put your trousers back on! Just wash it!

Ah man look at him, he's such a smackeye, I bet he smells funny downstairs.
smackeye by BigRev November 21, 2006

smackeye 

A person with the eyes of a junkie. By curious coinsidence, also commonly found to have a cheesedick.
Briggsy ur a smackeye
smackeye by . November 20, 2006
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026