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humph face-ed 

the dumbest face you can ever make. no expression or emotion what so ever.
-_____- but real life.. all the time...

"you look so good damn stupid.."
"..oh no i just humph face-ed you"
BOOO-YAAAAAHHH.

Schwasty Faced'ed 

When you hit the point of Intoxication where everything can just be described as being Clutch.
Guy 1- Dude! This camping trip is fucking great! Good friends, good fire and good Beer.

Guy 2- haha, yeah man, Im so Schwasty Faced'ed! Shits Awesome!

FUCKING TWAT-FACED DICK'ED

WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE YA FUCKING TWAT-FACED DICK'ED?!

Juicy Faced-ed 

verb - jew-see faced-stead

1. 1st person shooter terminaology used to describe a point blank shot into an opponents face resulting in highly visual blood splatter.

2. 1st person shooter terminology that morphed into a sexual innuendo involving male and female bodily fluids.
This cat tried to roll up on me in Gears Of War 2 and got juicy faced-ed with my shotgun in hand.
Juicy Faced-ed by charlie211 June 22, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026