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beat those 

To engage in aggressive copulation, most often using multiple orifices.
"Hey, when you gonna let me beat those?!"
beat those by Bad2DaBone August 25, 2003

Beat Those Proper 

To have good sex or to fuck well.
She went down on me and then I beat those proper.
Beat Those Proper by Slave2Rhythm January 9, 2009

beat those cakes 

Fucking a girls vagina hard, that ya balls slap her ass.
Last night was tight as hell, Jessica was over, and i beat those cakes..
beat those cakes by K Deezy January 3, 2007

Beat the paint off of those walls 

Banging those sugar walls; rough sex; fucking, usually ending in a mess; there's really good sex, and then there's this.
Bro 1: "Did you see that kids mom? Man, I would beat the paint off of those walls."
Bro 2: "Oh my GOD!"
Bro 1: "What the heck was that for?"
Bro 2: "Yeah I guess I'd hit that, but you seem a little too excited..."
Bro 1: "Duh, cuz she's hot!"

National 'beat the shit out of those predators' day 

Why doesn't this exist?
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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