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mouth pipetting 

Performing oral sex, especially on a scientist or laboratory worker
The attractive female lab tech asked about the dangers of mouth pipetting and if she was at risk to accidentally inhale the DNA sample she wanted to collect
mouth pipetting by DrHyde November 5, 2010
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pipe fitting 

when two males place their erect penis's head to head, and pull the others foreskin over the tip of their own dick.
craig: im tired of givving and taking it to the ass
alex: excatly lets pipe fit tonight
pipe fitting by kirkels June 5, 2005

mouth pipetting 

1. Using one's mouth to precisely transfer liquids using a pipette.

2. A very accurate but Darwinistic way of measuring liquids due to the possibility of swallowing chemicals.
Bob was the most precise lab tech around because of his controversial use of mouth pipetting. Unfortunately this is now on his tombstone because the retard drank acid.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026