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It means everything and nothing at the same time. It was invented years ago by Yido, and we almost went to jail for it. One thing that the word yinkum has nothing to do with is Drugs. It has NOTHING to do with drugs, even though school officials and police thought it was.

You yinkum! (frustrated)
Ouch, my yinkum! (in pain)
Oh, Yinkum! (exlamation)
You yinkum! (frustrated)
Ouch, my yinkum! (in pain)
Oh, Yinkum! (exlamation)
etc.
Yinkum by Staley Johnsen November 15, 2006
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a word to mean any outsider involved with the late yinkum.com
Yinkums don't care what you think because they own you.
yinkum by Yido Marcovatch April 3, 2005
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n. 1. (to be hit with the __) the condition of being abruptly reminded of one's own ineptitude, ignorance, or shortcomings. 2. to be duped; mislead; taken advantage of.
Keri bragged about being an all-american basketball star, but didn't make the varsity cut after try-outs. The coach hit him with the yankum.
yankum by ringerSnags January 20, 2009
One who steals often, is a bad person overall, has an extremely cringey and offensive personality
Yo stop being such a Yinkman, you're gonna get us all burned
the word that is used in any space of context where it can lead to the point in which anything is random
Girl: omg that was so cool
Boy: YINKUS, i agree it was cool
yinkus by badbleep_ December 8, 2020
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026