clumzie
someone who drops and knocks over thigns.. or trips and falls constantly (HaNnA ChoNG is a MAJoR cluMzIE)
clumzie by AkA cluMZIE July 27, 2003
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Clumpies
To rip dingleberries out of your ass hairs, and then ejaculate over them. Then ferment them until they look like glazed donut holes. After this process you then go out and feed them to your closest friends
“Me and some buddies went out and made some clumpies and gave them to the homeless shelter for Thanksgiving. We’re such good people!”
“Just finished making clumpies for the boys!!”
“Just finished making clumpies for the boys!!”
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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