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This is a word i created to describe the 'teenagers' commonly found in the town of Colchester, Essex (UK) and Guernsey.
They're a cross between emo kids and chavs.
They often have emo hair style's while wearing chav clothing, or wearing emo clothing and having hair which appears to have been attacked by bleach and a chainsaw.
They're marginally better chavs since their pale complexion keeps them inside and their short life expectancy is also a bonus.

(Abbreviated to emok or emoch)
Dude 1: "Did you see that twat with the shite hair?"
Dude 2: "The emochav?"
emochav by AlexC September 5, 2008
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an emo chav is baiscally a scene kid see example
scene kid wears gangsta/chav clothing with lip piercing and emo haircuts such as an emochav
emochav by spongebob_rocks August 30, 2006
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emocavemalien 

A person that is sad all the time who also has superior knowledge but does not know until it is too late

my brother is EMOCAVEMALIEN!!!!!!!
emocavemalien by BAd to the bonez January 2, 2008

emocharls 

UNDERRATED CHARLI FP! BETTER THAN ALL CHARLI’S FP, they don’t have any flaws and they’re sweet to their followers anyway stan them🥰🥵
emocharls the best account in the world
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Emochas are pretty sure they’re human beings. They are great friends and even though they may be a bit stubborn at times, they’ll try their best to stick with you. Emochas are usually average height. They like having crushes on characters from fictional stories that are absolutely terrible and overconfident. Emochas like to draw and sing, and are great at both of these things. They also have the ability to get high off peanut butter. Emochas are very likely to share quite a few interests with you, and will totally talk to you about their own. If you ever want someone to love and to drive you insane, you should look for one. They can doubt their own abilities sometimes and care almost too much about their grades, but try your best to support them. They have a unique sense of humor and will be your buddy no matter what.
Emocha cackled maniacally, and you didn’t understand why, but you went along with it.
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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
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