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raintard 

The act of driving like a retard when it starts to rain
The guy in front of me is driving like a total raintard
raintard by Chilton Burr July 18, 2005

Rainguard 

Verb, To protect an initiative/object/project from any potential harm or derailment. It is a pre-emptive action that has to be taken to make sure that any project isn’t negatively impacted by stakeholder comments, dissemination or misinterpretation. To be applied to particularly sensitive topics that need to be safeguarded to ensure their success.

To be used in a sentence as one would “protect”. Think of it as a higher-order protection.
We have to rainguard our strategic investment initiatives.
Rainguard by DirkishDelight March 14, 2011

Raintarded

To be afflicted with symptoms of mental retardation while operating a motor vehicle in rainy conditions.
“I was late for work because everyone was raintarded this morning
Raintarded by moria01 November 10, 2010

Raintard 

Acting like a combination of Rainman (Dustin Hoffman) and a Retard joined together.
Kayne is such a Raintard

or

did you see that guy Joe, he is acting like a complete raintard

Emma always says when you act like a rainman, you are a really a raintard, and they always think its their cousin fault!
Raintard by elwing* September 1, 2011

Raintard 

A person who drives as though there is 4 feet of snow on the ground when it's only kinda raining.
Seriously!! It's a drizzle... Damn Raintard!!
Raintard by Pumpwumpkins January 24, 2015

railguard 

A female putting her slime in a mans sack and eating out his brown dogs dick while watching spongebob and humping there great great grandma’s ashes
Railguard
railguard by Rail guard October 19, 2020