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A sexual position involving three people, usually 1 male and 2 females. ( 69ing plus 1 )

It involves two females "69ing" (performing oral sex upon each other) whilst the male inserts his penis into:

a: The vagina woman on the "bottom" leaving the woman on top to stimulate both penis shaft and clitoris of her partners.

b: The vagina of the woman on "top". This is often the most pleasurable as the woman on the bottom can now suck the testicles of the man.

Variants are of course commonplace such as inserting the penis into a willing mouth or even a rectum. However such acts divert from the true 70ing experience.
As Mel slipped his dick into Tanya's pussy he felt Monica suck his balls into her mouth. As enjoyed the experience, he though 70ing beats the hell out of tequila.
70ing by der Alte Fritz August 18, 2006
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Doing a 69er with a finger in each other's butt
Going to lunch on your girl/mottling her out while she gives you a chew/suck and both sticking a finger in each other's butt hence 71ing
71ing by Vale46sic June 28, 2014
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69 plus a fist in the anus.
yo man! i was 69ing for like 10 minutes and it got boring! so i started 74ing that hoe with my fist!!!!"
74ing by tehr34l April 4, 2007
Getting Fucked so hard your ass starts to bleed
Bethesda is 76ing us so hard we are no longer Fans
76ing by 76 Fan Boah August 25, 2021
The act of two partners performing simultaneous oral sex on each other while both partners have bad oral hygiene.
My mom and her boyfriend were 79ing the other day and both got UTIs since their teeth are rotting.
79ing by SeventhCycle December 26, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026