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A Brexit voter who takes his wealth and business to mainland Europe after the Brexit referendum, (the least offensive of a selection).
Old Jacob's a real Fuckin Brectum.
Brectum by Josey Wales123 August 9, 2018
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Noun, English slang: means a person who is being a complete fucking arsehole about Brexit.
Often seen on social media, gloating about 'are country back' to middle ages.

Farage is the mother of all brectums.

Brectum Broadcast Corporation very often broadcasts famous brectums like Farage and Mogg.

synonyms: gammon, brextremist, brexshitter, quitling, leaver.
You're such a brectum mate.

Have you seen Farage the arch-brectum on Brexit Broadcast Corporation again? What a gammon. The stupid quitlings believe everything that comes from his brectum.
Brectum by Val665 September 13, 2018

Brettums 

A very excellent boyfriend, who is perfect and amazing.

Can also be used to describe someone who has a quality similar to a baby panda.
I love my boyfriend. He's my Brettums!

Or: Aww, that teddy bear is so cute. It's like brettums!
Brettums by Laura-Bear June 21, 2007
Brectum- Brectum is the sensation of having your rectum burn.
"That blue angel gave me brectum." "I shouldn't of ate that Indian food, it gave me brectum". "brectum damn near killed him".
brectum by Napoleon420 January 29, 2015
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026