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Whipitis 

A disease that effects the hip region of an otherwise attractive female. This female has extremely wide hips so much so that they take a stunning woman and make the male species not want to reproduce with her. She is fantastic looking from the waist up but from the waist down she is a beast.

W(ide)HIPITIS
Evan: Look at the hot girl sitting over there
Eric: Are you kidding?
Evan: No she looks amazing
Eric: Dude, when she stands up you'll see that she has the worst case of Whipitis I have ever seen, stand clear.

"That girl over there has a severe case of Whipitis"
Whipitis by Whipitis Expert May 19, 2006
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CO2 HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH WHIPITS. Whip-its are nitrous oxide canisters. To use whipits you take a breaker(which breaks the canister seal) and fill a ballon with one, two, or however many. The more you take at once the more messed up you get.
"Ohhh goodness", I took a whip-it and now I can't feel my face, lips, or my feet.(p.s. My friends and I are doing whip-its right now)
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You can use a can of whip cream, dont shake just inhale the air that comes out, not the whip cream (hmm whipits whip cream... connection?)
whipits by Anonymous October 10, 2003
When you take a can of whipped cream (the kind that comes in a metal can with the plastic nozzle) and you take it without shaking and shoot the burst of air into your mouth or nose and inhale. An easy way to get high.
Damn man this whipits have me tripping like a mofo.
whipits by danownz June 27, 2005

boofin whipits 

To Boof a whipit
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026