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Silver Monkey Balls

When you are in such great distress that you balls turn silver and erupt with pain.
Friend 1: Bro this test is giving me some really bad silver monkey balls

Friend 2: I know right. Its like my step-dad is touching me all over again.

Silverballers 

Customized guns used by Hitman, the video game character.
I was just playing Hitman and blew a guys head off using the Silverballers.
Silverballers by Yuri Marklov January 13, 2009

Silverballers 

The chrome AMT Hardballer's popularised by the 'Hitman' videogame series. Often suppressed with the ability to be customised, these pistols are usually the most powerful pistols in the game. You can always have these in your inventory apart from certain sections that require you to retrieve them.
"I gave Birdy my Silverballers as payment."
Silverballers by moistplynth June 16, 2015

silverballer 

Referring to a Colt M1911, also known as a hardballer, but when it has a nickle finish; giving it a silverd appearance.
Used in Hitman 2: Silent Assassin.
Press X to drop silverballer.
silverballer by Major Landmark August 6, 2006

Silverballs Forest Deer 

A silverballs forest deer is a rare specie of deer that its very habitat is congruent to the polar north country of New York. You may spot this deer around the campus of Suny Potsdam but it is very quick and often frighten easily. It is also easily identified by its hoop earrings used for its distinct nature to attract handsome males. It feeds on ExtenZe plants grown by a local martian field plower named Morg. While very adjust to the cold climate, the Silverballs lives in a Boso dormitory that resembles Disney World.
Silverballs Forest Deer
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026