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The white login-screen that you always see when TeleVantage dumps you out, unfortunately a daily (or more) occurence. This is usually preceeded by the question, "Why am I not getting any calls?" Much abuse and frustration is vented at this plain screen. An unknown aspect is why the stupid "Remember my login details" button never works, which would make this less annoying, especially when using the same computer for 10 hours straight.
"Stupid TSOD kicked me out again!"
"Damn, I just got another TSOD. Is TeleVantage down again?"
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derived from the the term "bsod" or blue screen of death, simply means "turkey slap of death"
Victim: dude... that chick just stole my stapler...

Helper: tsod her dude...
tsod by TheFridgeMaster December 18, 2009
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TAYLOR SWIFT OBSESSIVE DISORDER:
TSOD is a condition in which one is obsessed with Taylor Swift. A person with TSOD will exclusively only listen to Taylor Swift or listen to her for overly long periods of time. They are so obsessed with her that is beyond simply liking her.Many swifties (another term for someone who struggles with TSOD) love her as a person and take it personally when someone says something negative about Taylor. Swifties will often make references to Taylor swift songs for example “this is so out of the woods” or “we are so giving dress but ts rn”. They also will make references to quotes she has said like “Yes whale!!”. Swifties cannot survive without speaking of Taylor Swift every five minutes. They also always know the latest news on Taylor Swift.
“ Did you hear that tay

“DUH I HAVE TAYLOR SWIFT OBSESSIVE DISORDER”
“Can you stop talking about Taylor swift?
“Sorry it’s my TSOD”
TSOD by Sjekbdndldbdkd October 24, 2023
A based russian programmer guy who makes a stack-based programming language called Porth.
Oh dude I'm cumming, Tsoding just wrote a garbage collector in brainfuck.
tsoding by lqainx January 28, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026