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low tech 

when a person is so low on the social chain that they dont know the oldest of news and/or gossip. these people are considered to be low tech, or old, since they only know the old news.
u didnt know that dick and jane were going out?? wow you are really low tech. thats old news!
low tech by hoobla December 21, 2005
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Low tech lowger 

When someone is not caught up with technology.
Person 1: My computer is broken , I need help.

Person 2: you just need to update , you low tech lowger!!!
Low tech lowger by Byefilicia November 6, 2022

Low-tech throatin’

To gargle information without the use of a screen; to have a vis-a-vis conversation.
I saw my boy at the store the other day and I pulled him aside for some low-tech throatin’.

First Singularity/Low Transapient (S1) Technologies

The first wave of technologies created by or under the guidance of a weakly superhuman intelligence (a Transapient or Seed AI) that has just surpassed human cognitive limits. This tech begins to leverage controlled quantum effects, advanced molecular nanotech, and direct brain-computer synthesis. It includes reliable antimatter production, early mind uploading, personal nanofabricators, and the first crude megastructures. It marks the end of human-driven innovation and the start of a curve we can no longer follow.
First Singularity/Low Transapient (S1) Technologies *Example: A S1 Technology might be a Dyson Swarm of energy collectors around the sun built by self-replicating robots, a medical nanite that can completely rebuild your body from a single cell, or an AI "angel" that can run perfect simulations of your city to optimize its functions in real-time. Humanity becomes users, not inventors, of such tech.*
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026