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claypole 

1.Englishman with a neatly trimmed beard who looks relatively smart, although there's something outlandish in his dress code, such as cowboy boots or a shirt that TOTALLY doesn't match.

2. A drama student or 'wit' who exclaims 'odd bodkins' for no reason.

3. A pole for poking clay with.

Named after Timothy Claypole from the old kid's t.v. show 'Rentaghost'.
"I say Carruthers... look at Smythe there... the suit's definitely Saville Row, but the tie's just GOT to be Primark... what a complete Claypole!"
claypole by Neil Baxter October 4, 2005
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mr claypole

The final orgasmic lunge that is technically a 'double jester's.'
Both feet fully stretch with rapid toe-curl as the Captain twitches and fires his yoghurt torpedo.
"Ooh darling, I'm nearly there! Ahhh, Mr Claypole's at the door!!"
mr claypole by Billy Bunting October 6, 2006
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Crazy ass, awesome last name! Good people. A nice person. A great friend but if you mess around they want to smash a pool stick across your face!
Jane: "Any advice you need im here to give you."
Missy: "Thanks Jane Claypoole, your such a good friend."

Bill: "What did you say about my buddies?"

Ted: "They SUCK!" ( Bill Claypoole cracks pool stick over Ted's face.)
Claypoole by Jam-eee February 10, 2010

Claypoled 

Derived from the show 'Rentaghost', the character 'Claypole' had the ability to vanish.

Now often used on a night out when one of the lads disappears or vanishes without warning, not to be seen again that evening.
Often due to having had too much to drink.
Where's Simon? I don't know...he must have Claypoled!
Claypoled by Doogie Rev February 16, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026