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Christian Goth 

A Goth who believes Jesus is the son of God and everything else Christianity believes.

The good Christian Goths are the ones who are true to their faith and live their life as their beliefs entail.
The bad type of "Christian Goth," is one who tries to push other Goths into becoming Christian or worse is a (fake) "Goth" only because they want to convert others to Christianity. Mainly by either starting up a "Christian Goth band" or sponsoring an event that seems Goth oriented, but the unwilling victim doesn't know he/she is going to a Christian evangelism event until they walk into the place.
Real Christian Goth: "I might be depressed, but at least I believe in God and live my life right, and I am not going to push others into my beliefs but only lead by example."

Fake "Christian Goth": "Alright, how many new people we got at 'Damnation Fest' tonight? Eight? That's great, the new flier design worked and none of them suspected at all! Soon they will listen to some "Goth Music" about Jesus, and then we will give them some pamphlets warning them that they must become "Christian Goths" or burn in hell.
Christian Goth by DJ Argus January 1, 2009
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Christian Goth 

Yes They exist!
OK like, you believe in Jesus is the only way to get saved and you aren't like a hypocrite or anything and You have the same religion as other true christians and you can still keep the blue hair,safet pins, trenchcoat, spikes,chains, dog collar,hot topic's apperal, boots, peircings,eyeliner,white make-up...etc!
Goth#1: Hey man, i'm going to a medium tonight want to come?
Goth#2: Nah way, Zues, I'm a christian goth.I got church Want to come?
Goth#1 sure.
Christian Goth by marie Jimenez September 16, 2005

Christian Goth 

Christian + Goth = Christian Goth.

I don't understand. If you are truly walking with God, why would you want to engage in a lifestyle that glorifies darkness?
Christian Goth by aishtamid September 16, 2008

Christian Gothique

A Gothique person who believes that the Lord Jesus Christ died on the crucifix for their putrid sins, so that they may go to Heaven, and not suffer for eternity.

Gothique actually refers to the style in which CHRISTIAN CHURCHES were built in the 1200's, referring to the dark but romantic look.

Gothiques usually see romance in the grotesque, and are most of the time introverted outcasts with artistic/poetic gifts, and broad insight that holds deeper understanding and thinking than the average person.

they are usually mellow, gentle and deep-souled individuals who simply dont fit in and dress differently, due to extreme liberation and artistic expression.

All in all, a Christian Gothique is a saint who dresses in mostly black, loves God yet expresses themselvses through their unusual yet wonderful talents.

Plus, Christianity is a very "gothique" "religion" due to its expressions of blood, death, spirituality, suffering, romance, outcast made heroes,immortal life, the radical teachings of Jesus Christ and His eternal love.
A real christian gothique would say: One who would suffer pain, blood and death for MY sins is someone I can relate to. I rather harm myself than another person, because I see my own imperfections (introverted, intelligent, martyr)

Fake "gothi": I hate the wrld hahaha lets go burn bibles and be soooo gothic! we can go to the graveyeard and eat peanut butter and blood sandwiches. oh, and i only listen to gothic metal and black metal because its GAWESOME! (not even smart, very outgoing, fits in easily, mischievous)
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026