(n) An abandoned or condemned structure that still has working electricity, water, plumbing, air conditioning, heat, shower, or any combination of these facilities. Very much sought after by the homeless or drug-addicted, particularly in winter months, the abandominium is the very epitome of the perfect squat.
"where you crashin' tonight, kid?"
"I got me a sweet abandominium downtown. Wanna go?"
"Damn skippy!"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.