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mateisexual

Someone who has a very big crush on someone named Matei.
My BFF: What’s your sexuality?
Me: I’m mateisexual.
My BFF: What does that mean?
Me: It means that I have a crush on Matei.
mateisexual by Alexialexiiii January 4, 2021
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Mathisexual

a person who is only attracted to the great mathilde
"oh did you see mathi there, I think I'm mathisexual"
Mathisexual by LoliDestroyer606 September 8, 2021

Marrisexual 

Marrisexual is a sexuality to where you are only attracted to one person.
Ex. You are only attracted to the person you are with, no one compares in contrast.
I'm sorry, I'm marrisexual.
Marrisexual by Serf Sim October 28, 2021

MARISEXUAL 

A person who absolutely loves someone with Mari in their name 😖
Why all my exs have Mari in they name = Marisexual
MARISEXUAL by Kkay terquay October 3, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026