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Novell_Nazi: RTFP, 30 hours battery life at 48kbps. That's where they get ya. CD quality is at least 128kbps.
Wild_Mike: thats shit
Wild_Mike: thats shit
RTFP by Novell_Nazi August 17, 2004
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Read The F**king Profile. When dating online, older men constantly hit on younger women that specifically requested youthful matches. In such cases, the victim will use the term RTFP to bring this issue to light quickly and efficiently.
RTFP by Dating in Miami March 19, 2005
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RTFP
Read The Fucking Profile. Derived from RTFM (Read The Fucking Manual).
Used as a short message in dating apps as a reply to people who did obviously not read your profile and ask stupid questions.
Also: RMFP (Read My Fucking Profile)
Used as a short message in dating apps as a reply to people who did obviously not read your profile and ask stupid questions.
Also: RMFP (Read My Fucking Profile)
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RTFP by Chris Utrecht March 7, 2021
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026