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ninja move 

a ninja move is when you or someone else does something behind your back or you do it behind theirs. this can be used in almost any tense. the reason behind this is well think about it ok. ninjas do shit and get away with it without being seen whether they are doing good or bad things to people.
1. i just pulled a ninja move on jon and fucked his girlfriend when he was in the room next to mine.
2 i just ninja'd that cop. he believed i was the guy in the pic on my fake drivers license.
3.did you just see me ninja that fucker that stole my weed earlier and he didnt think i knew who did it? he was knocked out cold and has no idea who blasted his punk ass in the dome.
ninja move by eric mccomas September 7, 2005
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the ninja-ghost-sex move 

when someone goes into a dark room or area with intentions to have sex with someone (or otherwise cannot see their intended partner), then, after the sexual encounter, finds out they had sex with someone else without knowing it.
Melanie went into the room and thought she had sex with Chris. However, she really had sex with Lambert. Wow, Lambert did the ninja-ghost-sex move on her.

Ninja Movers

Is an organization composed of ninja-like humans, this is usually the effect of too much watching of anime.

e.g. Naruto
Girl: Help me

Ninja Mover 1: dont worry we'll help you i am windking
Ninja Mover 2: By the power bestowed on us, I am firelord
Ninja mover 3: We were created to.. , I am Tidehunter
ninja Mover 4: To eliminate the evil, I am Earthshaker
Ninja Mover 5.: and bring peace to the world, I am ThunderKing..

We are the Ninja Movers..
Ninja Movers by Ninja Moverz Founder December 21, 2010

Ninjagovert

nin-[ja-go-vert) noun

Someone who prefers characters from Ninjago than characters from their real life
I'm a Ninjagovert. I prefer Ninjago characters
Ninjagovert by PetraTheNightLight August 14, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026