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[[HYPERLINK BLOCKED]] by focus_sama September 23, 2021

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When the middle-aged man living in a dumpster tries to send you a link leading to FREE KROM3R

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Middle-aged man: AND I HAVE JUST
Middle-aged man: THE THING
Middle-aged man: YOU NEED
Middle-aged man: THAT'S
Middle-aged man: Hyperlink Blocked
[Hyperlink Blocked] by Tranky_2530 October 30, 2021

hypermodernity 

Hypermodernity is a design-oriented heuristic that assumes that the part, when deconstructed to an attribute, can become GREATER than the whole. This is in contrast to postmodernism which posits that the WHOLE is greater than the sum of its parts.

A great way to counterpose postmodernism and hypermodernity is to say that while postmodern has an (anti-) object-orientation hypermodernity has an ATTRIBUTE-orientation

Hypermodernity exists in an increasingly fault-tolerant user experience in which objects are being deconstructed to their skeuomorphs (mimetic attributes). A tangible example of this is the touch-screen keypad replacing the flip phone keypad.

This has measurable impact on cultural consumers; who now define a product as an intersection between form and function (analogous to whole and sum-of-parts unity in modernism). Form-function unity induces a parallel revolution in material design and composition. (Even the term “material design” is an oxymoron in postmodernism.)

The increasing prevalence of skeuomorphs in disparate technological contexts and mediums means that culturally, the fake converges with the real in a hyperreality or augmented-reality-as-an-interface existence. This is evidenced by the rise of virtual reality, Google glass, Pokemon Go, virtual geo-cache incentivization, and most significantly, false social nodes (filter bubbles) created by online social networks that have an off-world impact.
In postmodernity, we watched drama on television and interpreted reality as drama; in hypermodernity, we watch reality on television and live in a Trumpian drama.
hypermodernity by sandraxine June 25, 2017

Hypermediocrity 

An excessive amount of mediocrity, or mediocre things.
Those average minded people over there talking about reality TV are adding to the hypermediocrity of the world.
Hypermediocrity by Oldlove182 April 26, 2017

hyperlinear 

Linearity of such infinite nature that it reveals its cyclicality in the next cultural or metaphysical dimension.
Self-reference, which is congruent to consciousness itself, is a hyperlinear manifestation that has a recursive (cyclical) foundation.
hyperlinear by sandraxine October 25, 2017