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pole walker 

1. public- Men that have a long package that swings around in their pants as they walk. Not to be mistaken for simple loose underwear, as many onlookers assume there's a large soft penis, even when it's all testicle movement. An actual pole walker shows a tripod-like front and back swing and one obvious source in the middle.

2. Simiprivate- Having an erection while walking (usually fast). Often done in the morning to the bathroom, or in the gym lockers. Mostly done with some attempts to hide the penis or with hopes to be unnoticed.
Sherri only talks to the pole walkers she can spot from the end of the mall.

I know to get out of the way of the urinals when somebody in the lockers calls out, "Pole walker!"
pole walker by The Riftalope November 10, 2008
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pole walker 

a guy or girl who is so obsessed with the way you look, they are constantly checking you out, to the point they could injure themselfs if they arn't paying attention to what they are doing
that guys a total pole walker.
pole walker by nifty July 3, 2005

Pokewalker 

A device that came with the new 2010 Pokemon games, SoulSilver and HeartGold.
You can wifi your pokemon to this pedometer like thing, and with every step you take your pokemon gains happiness and experience. You can also attempt to catch pokemon or find items with this.
It's also an excuse to get Pokemon-Kids out of the house.
Mom-"Billy, take out the trash!"
Billy-"I wouldn't normally do this, but I shall today because while walking to the trash...I'LL BE TRAINING MY POKEMON WITH MY POKEWALKER!!!"

Pokéwalker 

The pokéwalker left to go on a pokéwalk with his friends, hoping to catch some rare pokémon.
Pokéwalker by mebozy July 26, 2016
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026