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Sustrated 

When you’ve been sussing for a fat minute and you think you might be gay, but you’re frustrated because you would be disowned by your devotely Christian family.
Billy was going through the J.C. Penny catalog when he suddenly popped a boner to one of the guy models. Sustrated, he went and fapped it out to get out all of his anger.
Sustrated by anonymous November 12, 2018

substrate 

In science a substrate is used as the essential template to grow films with high quality. In a human relationship the substrate will be the person that supports the film in any possible way in the hope to help the film grow to its highest beauty. The substrate and film relationship is non-equal, but forms a connection that is fulfilling in a way unlike any other.
film: I need you, my substrate, in order to grow epitaxial.
substrate: I'll always be here for you, my film! We just need to find the right parameters.
substrate by Substrate June 24, 2016

metaphysical substrate 

A dumbass term said by someone too afraid to say they believe in a god.
I don't believe in god, but I do believe in a metaphysical substrate.
metaphysical substrate by ptbrown121 November 24, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026