re-accommodate 

The euphemisms term for airline's company to knock out and then drag off unconscious passengers.

“I apologize for having to re-accommodate these customers" United Airlines CEO April 2017.

re-accommodate by AusNorman April 11, 2017

re-accommodate 

verb, euphemistic corporate slang

viciously beat with hits and kicks, batter until bloody and limp.

Don't make me re-accommodate you!

Security re-accommodated the uncooperative passenger.

re-accommodate by Hippasus of Metapontum April 11, 2017

re-accommodate 

to beat up and violently drag paying passengers off an airplane in order to make room for airline crew on stand-by.

"I apologize for having to re-accommodate these customers." (Oscar Munoz, CEO, United Airlines, April 10, 2017)

re-accommodate by Wim2600 April 10, 2017

Re-accommodate 

When you beat the crap out of someone for not giving up the seat they paid for

Person A: I am so excited to get re-accommodated on united airlines, Who knows maybe I will get a first class seat.
Me: Of course you will...

Re-accommodate by Micky25 April 11, 2017

re-accommodate 

Verb- To forcibly remove someone from a commercial vehicle in a way that causes facial injury and bleeding in the event of a lack of seating positions, as was the case in an incident on a United Airlines plane where an unfortunate doctor was dragged off the overbooked aircraft against his will. The term itself is easy to compare to'Newspeak' a la George Orwell.

Joe: Hey did you hear about that guy who got dragged off a bus?
Henry: They didn't drag him off, they had to 're-accommodate' him.

re-accommodate by Intelligence001 April 28, 2017

Re-accomodate 

To beat the shit out of and drag the body away.

I apolgize for having to re-accomodate these customers.

Re-accomodate by Dpunkgal90 April 10, 2017

Re-Accomodate 

To beat savagely.

"Stop talking or I'll Re-Accomodate you"

"Keep messing with me, and I promise you will be Re-Accomodated"

"Walk away now, before I Re-Accomodate your face"

Re-Accomodate by moriya2k2 April 10, 2017