fart master 

A god amongst mere mortals in the area of flatulence. "Fart masters" typically are age 35 and up and dwell in basements.

Fall before the might of the fart master!!

fart master by Hans Hansington December 22, 2007

fart master 

"The One" The messiah of flatulance.

fart master by Anonymous July 11, 2003

fart master 

One who masters the art of farting.

Wow, your a real fart master!

fart master by Nick Quandanko November 20, 2002

fart master 

One who outstinks all others in a fart contest.

The fart master had us all gasping for air.

fart master by Johnny May 18, 2003

fart master 

One who can fart at will, and other people too.

The fart master let one rip as soon as the speaker was done, as to accent the the spoken word.

fart master by Rick D. July 24, 2003

fart master 

One experienced in the ways of expeling methane gas from the rear ends of the body.

Also, a masta of flatulence.

A huff, a puff, and the fart master almost set my house on fire.

fart master by Squanto November 20, 2002

Fart master 

Your dad

Oh the fart master is home

Fart master by Pure sing wave inverter November 3, 2022