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An asura of progressive argument. Holds himself and others to nigh-impossible standards of connective thought and action; this in turn drives him and others insane with implications filled with both limitless hope for the better and bottomless depair in the face of the inevidible. The Wyzzard will often question the underlying terms and structures of online discussions, typically those dealing with religion, philosophy, and politics; seldom do such chats end with any sort of consensus, only a richer tapestry of contentious queries.
"We were all having this discussion of free will in this Baptistboard thread when this Wyzaard walked in and started asking all these unconfortable questions about verification, ruining our fellowship with his godless 'logic', feeding our doubts. We promptly banned him."
Wyzaard by Wyzaard... who else? February 16, 2005
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A family that sticks together and never gives up without a fight. A family last name that will live on forever.
Man I wanna be like Wyzard!

That is such a great Wyzard!
wyzard by Ajhandle September 26, 2015
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Wizaard v 

Bald little man who edates and ‘thinks’ he is good at siege, most would agree that wizard is bald however he denies these claims.
“Wizaard v is bald
Wizaard v by POPLTK July 28, 2022

Wizaard v 

A Wizaard v is an E girl hunter, milf hunter and just the ultimate slayer of pussy
You know that Devil2G guy? He’s not a Wizaard v
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Darke Wyzard 

One of the most powerful Guthixians to date. Unlike most Guthixians, he is cool, is easy to talk to, and earns millions. Like most Guthixians, has a vast knowledge of the world. However, this man is a silent killer, will attack without warning, slaying anything to cross his wrath.
God, 101pk3er101 just did a total darke wyzard, he acted cool, then as soon as we got into wildy, he pked me!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026