a guy really needs to take a crap, the shitstorm begins to leave his ass the moment his underwear
below the faultline (his butthole)....He then
us men call "The move". The synchronized motion of yanking one's shorts down while beginning
sitting down on the crapper, all in one fluid beautiful motion.
This move does not though allow time to check if your wife left the seat up. The existence of a "down position" will
result in what
forever refer to as a "pancake shit
"...otherwise referred to as a cake dump, or "laying a flattie".
My damn maid
cleaned my bathroom and left
the seat down.....after
a night out on the town and a 2AM taco bell run, I ran in there with some projectile gurgling
out of my stinkhole, I had no time to turn the light on.....
You guessed right boys, Pancake Shit.....