3 definitions by zootmoney from N-town

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Throwing a cup of hot coffee in the face of a girl who just performed oral and has a load in her mouth. This will force her to swallow, giving her a Norristown Valdez.
My girl wouldn't swallow my load so I gave her a Norristown Valdez.
by zootmoney from N-town March 20, 2010

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The act of stabbing your partner(willingly) and fucking the wound.

Stab wound fucking.
My bitch wouldn't give me any ass, so I gave her the painful plunger.
by zootmoney from N-town March 20, 2010

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The act of taking a shit in a persons mouth then spitting the contents on a persons neck and chest, creating a button down shit shirt.
She liked shit so much, I gave her a Norristown button down.
by zootmoney from N-town March 22, 2010

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